{"product_id":"car-air-freshener-adventure-wskybnt-apparel","title":"Car Air Freshener — adventure (WSKYBNT Apparel)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2.75'' × 4''\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eMake the ol’ shitbox smell like new again for a week or two. Or make it smell like you just drove through a damn pine forest instead of spending the last six months hauling groceries, muddy boots, fast food, and questionable life decisions around in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePine? Hell yeah.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFresh? Sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething called \u003cstrong\u003ePolar Frost?\u003c\/strong\u003e I have no damn clue what that smells like. Minty? Arctic? Toothpaste for a polar bear? Your guess is as good as mine. I might order a sample just because now I’m invested in finding out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause life is too damn short to be indecisive about air fresheners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBesides, eventually some of us are gonna end up in a box that smells suspiciously similar, so you might as well make the vehicle smell good while you’re still driving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd this one comes with one hell of a picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003ereal Native Alaskan\u003c\/strong\u003e hucking a rock while a wild king salmon launches itself out of the water at \u003cstrong\u003eSkilak Lake\u003c\/strong\u003e — because apparently we decided a normal air freshener picture wasn’t Alaska enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve never been to Skilak, let me explain:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt can look like the most beautiful, peaceful lake on Earth one minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen, without warning, that bastard flips a switch and starts trying to kill you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGlass-calm water?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSun shining?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFantastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFive minutes later?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCongratulations, you're now negotiating with Poseidon in an aluminum boat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkilak Lake isn’t exactly the place for a novice mariner with a brand-new boat and an overconfidence problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo hang this bastard from the mirror, fire up the ol’ shitbox, and enjoy the smell of something other than wet dog, old coffee, gas station burritos, and whatever the hell has been living under the seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWSKYBNT — making questionable decisions smell better since apparently that’s what we do.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2.75'' × 4'' \/ Rectangle \/ New Car","offer_id":55227120779543,"sku":"32832704341809287627","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.75'' × 4'' \/ Rectangle \/ Pine","offer_id":55227120812311,"sku":"53975592322756603008","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.75'' × 4'' \/ Rectangle \/ Onyx Frost","offer_id":55227120845079,"sku":"29757395360173913524","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/6137\/5767\/files\/7223418638020799370_2048.jpg?v=1789395618","url":"https:\/\/wskybnt-apparel.myshopify.com\/products\/car-air-freshener-adventure-wskybnt-apparel","provider":"WSKYBNT APPAREL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}